Nawshus Ultimate is widely known as Ithaca College’s first UPA sanctioned Ultimate team. The team’s history has been shrouded in mystery for many years, but recent cave excrement painting discovered in Sweden has shined new light its creation. Scholars believe the team first banded together in the year 1806, when the most evil of evil supervillians to have ever lived, Señor Gordington de Acapulco, was in the midst of fighting his archenemy, Captain Fishboy. Their battle raged for three days and nights, aboard a sinking wooden pirate ship, each brandishing a silver sword and a Revolver of Immediate Justice. Finally, just as Gordington was about to deliver the killing blow, Captain Fishboy used his fishy powers to call upon all the creatures of the deep. According to the paintings, a giant whale rose out of the depths and swallowed Gordington whole. Nawshus, or more accurately the “North Atlantic Whaling Society: Hunting Underwater Sea-Life est. 1806” was formed by the world’s remaining evil superpowers to celebrate Gordington’s glorious memory. Now, hundreds of years later, we travel the world seeking out sea life of all shapes and sizes and slay them (brutally and with as much gore as possible) in his honor. Señor Gordington III de Mexico, the most evil of Gordington I’s descendants, Cum Bubbles the Wicked, Karen the Malevolent, Little Cockblock the Immoral, and many, many others, operate under the guise of a simple, party-loving Ultimate team while fulfilling our dark purpose as the world’s most evil super villain organization.